For those of you whom after graduating from the university had to leave your father’s house and obey the clarion call to serve your country Nigeria. Some things were not the way you expected right?. yeah I know.
So, we would like to capture some of those moments past to refresh your memory and give you a smile. Hang on as we ride.
what is this?
Why is my case like this, who did I offend. Why are my ancestors not rich?!
Families are funny sha…
Mama please is not far na, shebi it just yobe here… After all, is it not you that send me to school..Can’t I just go in peace!!!
This is beginning to look like a journey of no return, are we there yet?. Father lord have mercy on your daughter.
when you realize it’s not as bad as you first thought. The camp look nice from the entrance
meehn! its gonna be fun here! I can’t wait to unleash
After the day struggle and you want to sleep like there is no tomorrow
Omg!!…Am so tired. Please welcome me to the dreamworld
when sleeping becomes a nightmare on your first day
Can you imagine? I just close my eyes for 5 minutes. what kind of nightmare is this na?
Is not fair ooo, this is pure wickedness!!!
Bathrooms can be messy if you dont get there after a clean up
“its not me that will bath in that kind of dirty bathroom, i rather risk the open skies. I cannot come and kill myself!
When you see the way some ladies dress you cant help but wonder “please sister which brothel did you buy your uniform kit”… you just want clarity on where they got their own kit from.
you came late to the parade ground and the camp marshals thought doing press ups is a good punishment for you. “aahhh….oga its not everybody that have iron bone o!
Finally! after all the drills you were able to get a selfie of you and your friends. you feeling like- “yeah this is what i came for”
When you thought you are entitled to three course meal and you were served something else. Is this food?. how did the cow meat we saw turned to fish, what kind of miracle is this?
When you see things that are not meant for the eyes…”ladies please because of ordinary posting, have some small dignity biko” for the sake of other ladies like you.
After joining all the activities on camp plus prayer meetings, and you saw something else on your posting letter. Really!!! Nysc no try at all “even in the ends of the earth they still send me to the farthest corner”.
The truth is, service year is always fun. You get to meet different people from different places with different attitude. In all you are still going to have fun, learn and explore.
I had a wonderful service year, I don’t know about you.
Find out which of these triggers memory and drop your comment below!